Xmas Teasers

[Tony Stott]

Subject: Xmas Quiz

An Alternative Christmas Quiz!

These questions have been created with the help of Psychologists and Neuroscientists.

Beware ⚡
Your scores may have an influence on your humour.

Questions:-

1. What happens if you cross a sheepdog with jelly?
2. What does Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards, say?
3. Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
4. How does Darth Vader like Turkey cooked?
5. If you eat Christmas decorations, you get?
6. Santa went speed dating, what happened?
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
8. Who's Rudolph's favourite singer?
9. Kate Bush has to turn her heating off, because?
10. How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy baby
Jesus was?

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Answers
1. You get the collie wobbles!
2. Tes-la Season To Be Jolly!
3. Elf-is Presley.
4. On the dark side.
5. Tinsillitis.
6. He pulled a cracker!
7. An abdominal snowman!
8. Beyon-sleigh.
9. She's ‘Running up that bill’.
10. Because they had a weigh in a manger.


Sorry! Also sorry, how do I change the text colour to white - I have tried various things to no avail!

Bonne Fetes a tous!

Regards T

[greyV8pete]

I see only a piece of forked lightning.The ultimate teaser!?

[Tony Stott]

sorry! but i do not know how to permanently change the script colour to white on my initial post! can anyone do it for me please?

[dcunn]

Tony, I put it into.doc and changed therein, hope this is OK Rgds DC

An Alternative Christmas Quiz!

These questions have been created with the help of Psychologists and Neuroscientists.

Beware ⚡
Your scores may have an influence on your humour.

Questions:-

1. What happens if you cross a sheepdog with jelly?
2. What does Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards, say?
3. Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
4. How does Darth Vader like Turkey cooked?
5. If you eat Christmas decorations, you get?
6. Santa went speed dating, what happened?
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
8. Who's Rudolph's favourite singer?
9. Kate Bush has to turn her heating off, because?
10. How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy baby
Jesus was?

V




















Answers
1. You get the collie wobbles!
2. Tes-la Season To Be Jolly!
3. Elf-is Presley.
4. On the dark side.
5. Tinsillitis.
6. He pulled a cracker!
7. An abdominal snowman!
8. Beyon-sleigh.
9. She's ‘Running up that bill’.
10. Because they had a weigh in a manger.


Sorry! Also sorry, how do I change the text colour to white - I have tried various things to no avail!

Bonne Fetes a tous!

Regards T

[Tony Stott]

That's great Dave, it works better like that, thanks a lot!, have a gud'un!