Jeepers, Sue...

[macdonald.dm]

Just finished reading your 'And finally...' in the latest PITSTOP.

Are you sure this wasn't a competition? Just in case it was, I'm submitting my entry - '4'.


(Incidences which could have had you suffering a good grubbing by the Boys in Blue...)

Any advance on 4?!

[KitCarGirl]

Re: Jeepers, Sue...

It's getting late and I'm full of veeno and chinese, but, Donnie, what are your 4?

[macdonald.dm]

Re: Jeepers, Sue...

Tell me my prize first

Ok, ok - (1) eating like-warm chips whilst in charge of a Marlin, (2) Staring at an 'empty space' inside your car whilst in charge of a Marlin, (3) reaching back behind your seat and fumbling around whilst in charge of... (4) approaching a roundabout junction whilst going faaar too fast to anticipate the speed of the on-coming car (who's driver was also fumbling for a handbag behind their seat - hence them going too fast too), (5) stopping on a motorway hard-shoulder in a non-emergency situation...

Darn, that's 5 - I lose.

[KitCarGirl]

Re: Jeepers, Sue...

Aha!

OK:

1. Eating anything lukewarm is an offence in my mind;
2. I often stare at the inside of my eyeballs when driving to my office. Empty space is a lesser offence;
3. How about, "whilst driving with my knees"?
4. I wasn't going THAT fast towards the roundabout. It was just a little bit fast!
5. It was completely an emergency! Honest officer!

[macdonald.dm]

Re: Jeepers, Sue...

Nicely body-swerved - apologies for my scurrilous accusations