11111

[KitCarGirl]

That's the number of total postings we have received since we started the Forum to date. I like this number.

It reminds me if the ditty:

11 was 1 greyhound
22 was 12
1111 race
22112

Geddit?!

[CABRIOBOB]

Re: 11111

What !!!!Eh

This is worse than the "TEST" I think Sue has been drinking to much grape juice!!!!

[jon_cox]

Re: 11111

Eleven was a greyhound,
Twenty-two was one too,
Eleven won one race,
Twenty-two won one two

[jon_cox]

Re: 11111

How about these.......
1. How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

2. If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?

3. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

4. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

5. I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

[CABRIOBOB]

Re: 11111

The greyhound one must be an Essex thing !!!!!!!

1. She is a vicar.
2. The match.
3. Johnny.
4. River?
5. Leave this one for some one else (S/R)as I dont want all the lime light!!!!

[Dane_Rescueman]

Re: 11111

"Give me sunshine"

My Welsh friend has a bag contining some rabbits.
If you can guess how many rabbits are in the bag he will give you both of them.

[silver-back]

Re: 11111

week day tv is crap again then

[KitCarGirl]

Re: 11111

You're all wrong:

One was one greyhound
Two two was one too
One one won one race
Two two won one too

Now, where's that straight jacket.....

[b_caswell]

Re: 11111

Try this one:-)

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[Dane_Rescueman]

Re: 11111

funemnx? sifmnx4u! funeps? S! OKifmnxnps2.

[KitCarGirl]

Re: 11111

Ben, won't a tree do?

Dane, I'll have the full English.

[KitCarGirl]

Re: 11111

Number 5 is a hole.

[Dane_Rescueman]

Re: 11111

Surely, one cannot see a hole - just an absence of bucket!
Whereas a light beam can be seen, makes everything lighter and is weightless (depending on ones view of wave/particle theoretical physics........or cats in boxes)

[KitCarGirl]

Re: 11111

So are you saying you can put a light beam in a bucket? Is it attached to a torch?

[Dane_Rescueman]

Re: 11111

You can attach a bucket to almost anything. Just a light beam would proably be OK but not an RSJ. You can also leave the bucket in direct sunshine. Ah, back in the good old days - Sheds full of buckets of sunshine etc! Oh well......nostalgia's not what it used to be.